Kelly Park is the loud mouth, trash talking Defenseman on the Nordiques with a girl's name. With ruggedly handsome looks, a well sculptured ass and the best PHP coding abilities within a 127 foot radius, Kelly is poised to take the league by storm. Kelly travels at a top speed of 3 miles per hour on the ice in an awkward and ungodly skating style. He has MASTERED the ability to light up the Maple Leaf's Kenny Lallier and Dead River's Gregory Hadley at will.
That's all for now. I'm sure I will update soon. Additionally check the web shortly for WAGHIP.com.......or Women Against Greg Hadley's Infected Penis.
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