UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

ODDS:	Tuck by 1 goal
OVER/UNDER:	1 goal

The Storm Kings couldn't garner enough interest from their ridiculous roster YET AGAIN, forcing them to call in a no-show to the commissioners. Luckily......there are actually REAL HOCKEY PLAYERS in the league, that just love the game and love to play, no matter when, where or with whom.

So Tuck will have a team to play, a makeshift, rag-tag group of hockey lovers that will play as the Storm Kings. Tuck will most likely take the automatic win....a 1-0 win. But a highlight on the night will be the matchup of Johnny "Temper Tantrum" Turner in net for Tuck facing off against some of his team mates.

Kelly "The Mouth" Park also made some bold statements.....first I will lay out Adam "The Preying" Mantin at center ice, steal the puck, do a spin-o-rama around the cement-footed Drew "The Shitster" Crapser, give Ryan "The Governator" A looky-here quickly followed by a look-over-there and then a dipsy-do before making Turner look like giant frozen turd in festering in his own filth & tears.

Ah, it should be a good one.

KP

Storm Queens forfeit, no show.....again ......EMBARRASSING.

The Storm QUEENS keep embarrassing themselves. Another no-show, no heart, no love for the game. Obviously money grows on trees at their houses and they don't mind paying good money to stay at home, screwing over the other teams that also paid good money for hockey.

Luckily there are some REAL MEN in the Upper Valley that just love to play hockey. A group of about 9 guys put together a rag tag team to play against Tuck. It was more of a pond hockey game than anything, but it was a good time had by all......ya know, for the love of hockey.

Storm Kings suck, Tuck is great. Blah Blah Blah.

 

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hkydoc WRJ, VT Registered: Jan 2004 Posts: 517	UNACCEPTABLE CONDUCT BY THE QUEENS! Feb 12th, 2009 01:31 PM Canceling AGAIN, especially after we tried to help your opponents by moving all of your 9:40 game times to an earlier slot, was FUCKING RIDICULOUS! Three strikes and you're OUT! - McD
PaleWhale Lebanon, NH Registered: Posts: 13	Nice group of guys..those queens Feb 13th, 2009 10:00 AM You guys signed up for that douchie team, its not anybody else fault. Its time to man up or get out. Your not the only ones who hate to drive to friggin' snooty woodstock late at night and get up and work early in the morning.