UPPER VALLEY HOCKEY LEAGUE

ODDS:	Brewers by 4 goals
OVER/UNDER:	10 goals.

The Brewers....hosting the leafs.....what can you say? Brewers by 4 goals? 7-3? That's my prediction, but the Leafs have pulled out a huge upset already this season. I'd say a big determining factor to this game would be whether or not Dr. McSefish (Bayley) decides to drown the memories of banging that fat freshman the other night with a 12 pack of Long Trail or if he shows up sober and ready to play. On the other hand, the fact that Petey Bartline hit on the fat freshman and got turned down may be hurting his ego, he thought that was going to be the night he was supposed to lose his virginity.

The Leafs determining factor may be whether or not the chubby little girl(Casavant) shows up. Kenny "Five-Holio" Lallier needs to button up the skirt and stop a couple of those leg splitters, while Joey "The Mute" Hayes needs to find someone that can dish him the puck. The Leafs have a strong, fast and tenacious club but need to play their game, which consists of hard forechecking, backchecking and getting some bodies in front of the goaltender......not their own goaltender.

The Brew Crew on the other hand seems to be gelling under General Manager / Captain / Player Mike "Thick as a Brick" Hickey. If McCabe could just figure out how not to FUCK things up in the offensive zone, they could be extremely dangerous.

Good luck guys. I think I'm rooting for the "LOWLY" Leafs in this one.

Leafs battle Brewers to a shootout and LOSE!!!!

Now this was an interesting game. I predicted a 4 goal win for the Brewers and 10 total goals. MAN I was wrong. The "LOWLY" Leafs battled, and battled hard. They are easily the hardest working team in the UVHL and put up a giant flag stating "We can skate with anyone". The Brewers on the other hand looked like they may have spent a couple hours at the local Brewery, preparing for the big tilt with the Leafs.

The Leafs came out flying in the first period, winning a good majority of the 1-on-1 battles. They simply out-hustled the Brewers and you could see that by the insane amount of shots that they peppered Petey "I'm saving myself for marriage" Bartline. Besides the good defensive play on both sides, the only notable in the first period was a tripping call by Christian "I'll only pass to Bayley" Isaac.

Eric "The Pride of Lebanon, NH" Gattie FINALLY broke the ice at the 7:16 mark of the second period. Josh Hardy made a nice cross ice pass from the boards to a streaking Gattie who broke across the crease and beat Bartelby low glove side. The Leafs went up 2-0 with 4:01 left in the second as Johnny "Toe Drag" Thomas made two SICK toe drag dipsy doos around 2 bewildered defenders, then lost the puck going to the net, but managed to regain his composure as he found the puck, spun around and found a wide open Todd "The Hook" Nalette who put it past a down and out Bartholew. Less than two minutes later, Nick "The Stick" Bayley decided to start playing and put his team back in the game after receiving a nice pass from Brent Adams on his off wing, patiently looked the defenseman off....that sounded kind of dirty, and impressive.....and then roofed it over Lallier's glove. End of 2.....MAPLE LEAFS 2-1

The 3rd period started off with the Leafs continuing to pepper Barty with shot after shot and controlling the flow of the game. That is when Brent Adams decided that he needed to take a hooking penalty to help his team out. I'm not quite sure what happened, since I was getting dressed for the 3rd game, but Bayley scored an unassisted Shorty with 8:08 remaining. I'm sure that Leafs blueliner Kirt "The Turnover" Johnson had something to do with it. END OF REGULATION 2-2.

SHOOTOUT:

Leafs: John Thomas, made a couple of moves, 5-HOLIO NO GOAL.
Brew: Bayley, faked to the forehand, to the backhand...FORESBERG... GOOD
Leafs: Joey Hayes, started his moves too late, dug himself into a hole, pad save. NO GOAL
Brew: Isaac, inside to outside, Kenny diving poke check, pulled back to front of net, open netter backhander upstairs GOOD.

BREWERS WIN SHOOTOUT 2-0.

 

Team:	Time:	Type:	Player:	Details:
WHL	00:00	Goal	Gattie, Eric(1)	Assist(s): Hardy, Josh(1)
WHL	00:00	Goal	Nalette, Todd(1)	Assist(s): Thomas, John(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	Bayley, Nick(1)	Assist(s): Adams, Brent(1)
BRE	00:00	Goal	Bayley, Nick(1)	Assist(s): none
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Isaac, Christian(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
WHL	00:00	Penalty	Hayes, Joe(1)	2 minutes for Roughing
BRE	00:00	Penalty	Adams, Brent(1)	2 minutes for Hooking
BRE	00:00	Penalty	McCabe, Sean(1)	2 minutes for Tripping
SHOOTOUT
WHL	1	Thomas, John		SAVE BY Peter Bartline
BRE	2	Bayley, Nick		GOAL Scored on Ken Lallier
WHL	3	Hayes, Joe		SAVE BY Peter Bartline
BRE	4	Isaac, Christian		GOAL Scored on Ken Lallier

LOG IN:
Username:		You must be logged into your Forum account to leave game comments. Please log in to the right to add your Brilliant Diatribes & Thunderous Verbal Attacks about this game.
Password:
	forget username / password? create account

Game Comments:
hkydoc WRJ, VT Registered: Jan 2004 Posts: 517	Fat, hairy, smelly girls need love, too! Nov 5th, 2007 11:02 PM Yeah, that was my motto in college, until I met Mrs. Vermont (that is her story and she is sticking to it). I'm gonna have to go Brewers by 2, and only because Casavant is away for this game as he is taking a walk down memory lane in Houston visiting a former lady love and is turning on the Casanova juices while at a "conference" on DHMC's dime (no wonder our drugs are so frickin' expensive!). The Leafs will make the Brewers work hard for the win - that is a guarantee! If the Brewers don't show up to play, then it is theirs to lose. Bayley - haven't you outgrown freshmen yet? Be a big boy and get a real woman, not a girl, for a change, eh! Bartline - we know you are a chubby chaser, anyways, so keep up the good work and spread the love to the girls that always swallow!
bayley Hanover, NH Registered: Jan 2007 Posts: 15	Nov 9th, 2007 07:30 PM Petey "I'm saving myself for marriage" Bartline. hahhahahahaha well done parky