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kpark
Quechee, VT

Registered: Dec 2003
Posts: 544
NEW RULE!
Jan 25th, 2010 03:15 PM
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Gentlemen...and ladies. We will be instilling a new rule in the UVHL this week. It will be in the UVHL handbook:

Rule #246a.12 aka "The Mike O'Neil Rule"

No player, under any circumstance is allowed to stretch with the other team before a game is to start. If this sort of cross-team camaraderie is seen during warmups, it is punishable by 25 lashings or death, whichever the player so chooses. Each player is to refer to the other team as "the enemy" until post game beers are shared at Bentley's(Woodstock, VT) in celebration of manly sport...or womanly sport(Greg Hadley of Dead River).

Sincerely, the Commissioners
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kpark
Quechee, VT

Registered: Dec 2003
Posts: 544
Really?
Jan 26th, 2010 11:14 AM

No comments on this? REALLY?!?! Not even a chuckle? This makes me sad.
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The Dark Canuck
Leb City, NH

Registered: Dec 2004
Posts: 269
Ok, I'll bite
Jan 28th, 2010 05:16 PM

Park, you have nothing to say on this matter. I can't even count how many times our team has been in countless physical games, and player scuffles or whatever else that may gain some form of momentum, only to see you joking around with the other team, or going in their dressing room after the game, or chatting it up like schoolgirls after the game. I remember one game in particular against an unnamed team, and I had an altercation with that player, trying to get my team fired up, only to see you and him having a good chuckle between whistles while I was in the box. I like your idea of the other team being the enemy while we play. If they have that kind of edge, THEY win. From now on, be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE on the other team EVERY FUCKING SHIFT!!! I know you'll be more effective
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kpark
Quechee, VT

Registered: Dec 2003
Posts: 544
Hmmmm
Jan 28th, 2010 05:53 PM

IN RESPONSE TO:
Park, you have nothing to say on this matter. I can't even count how many times our team has been in countless physical games, and player scuffles or whatever else that may gain some form of momentum, only to see you joking around with the other team, or going in their dressing room after the game, or chatting it up like schoolgirls after the game. I remember one game in particular against an unnamed team, and I had an altercation with that player, trying to get my team fired up, only to see you and him having a good chuckle between whistles while I was in the box. I like your idea of the other team being the enemy while we play. If they have that kind of edge, THEY win. From now on, be a COMPLETE ASSHOLE TO EVERYONE on the other team EVERY FUCKING SHIFT!!! I know you'll be more effective


Hey Marshy, way to take a funny thread completely written in jest and make it completely NOT funny.

You are a wet blanket.
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The Dark Canuck
Leb City, NH

Registered: Dec 2004
Posts: 269
kelly...
Jan 29th, 2010 06:19 PM

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Hey Marshy, way to take a funny thread completely written in jest and make it completely NOT funny. You are a wet blanket.


I am NOT a wet blanket...And frankly, I am hurt, once again...you just keep knockin me down...waaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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